Napoleon Dynamite Time Machine
This time machine will blow you into the future!
Time Machine Pro's
- Fits Nice In Nuts
- Uses 220 AMP
- Fashion Statement
Time Machine Cons
- Hurts Alot
- Smells Bad After Use
- Burns Balls Off
2.4Sizzle
This is an amazing piece of work. It will blow you into the future or it will knock you back in time depending on if you use 220 or 120 amp electricity. It fits comfortably in your groin area and only causes medium to moderate pain in the testicles.
AdequateReviews does not recommend this product for kids under the age of 16. Make sure to carry a weapon on you when you plug it in if your going to the old west.
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